I hear that Niner’s have a new home these days,
Where they will play most Sundays.
They have new food, the price is high
and I’m told to the sky.
Bring your family and your spouse,
and take a second mortgage on your house.
These
prices are way too high,
for any single passerby
Oh
my dear, eleven dollars
for a beer.
This does not include getting in
to watch your team play and win,
I would rather watch the game all day,
than have to pay and pay
(By the way, can get a 6 pack at Safeway,
far less than you will pay)
You won’t catch me at their new home;
wow they made it to the end zone.
The Niner’s won their game,
watching here is just the same.
Expect no standing in lines, no
crowds, no traffic going home.
Sure glad they made it to the end zone.
Walk out of the game with your head held high,
all the way to the sky.
Because when you reach your home,
you’re going to need a loan.
For all the cookies and the snacks,
you need to pay yourself back.
I hope your banker's at
the game,
trust me he will need the same.
So welcome to football season,
where the weather is always freezing.
